CJ Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 How to get to Heaven from Scotland ... I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?" "NO!" the children answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?" Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile. "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?" Again, they all answered 'No!' I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?" A six year old boy shouted, "Yuv goat tae be fukin' deid" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DekJZA80 Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Haha good one Dek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mike Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Lol nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Children are so innocent that could almost be true lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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