Duffman Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSK Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 we could do with a sticky jokes thread in which all jokes can be posted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 An all time classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee_e Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 haha brilliant , made me chukkle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 An all time classic The most polite way of saying repost ever.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobgoblin Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 That is so old I had completely forgotten it, so pmsl again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie-R Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 I hadn't heard it before,thanks for the laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Took me ages to work out, and then I felt slightly soiled. Agree with the jokes thread idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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