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What exhaust is on it im after on ... !!! 1. Boot Blind 2. Gear Stick 3. LSD 4. Door Cards 5. 3rd brake Light - Zed 6. Carpets 7. Drivers Seat Belt 8. Electric aerial + motor *possibly* 9. OEM Rear Spats 10. Carpet 11.Exhaust

isnt there a purple one at Bonsi Cars or did they sell that ... thats in that area i think ???

I can safley say that i havent been sniffing any of the old white powder ... any money i get goes on the car ... ohh and a new inner tube now lol And god does my arse hurt today ... feel like i have just spent my first night in Belmarsh lol lol lol

well i thought it was his... ive seen hers .... hmmmm well it was sum ones lol !!

Nice cars..glad they got them back ...SCUM !!!!

lol ...did you not want to look at your papper work 1st

well i only got a quick look lol ... was pushing the dead bike pmsl

nah it does need a new sadle, its my old bike thats seen better days to be honest, sum one at work is giving me a new one any way so it should help. I was a bit unprpared today but then i was only seeing how it went, wasnt going to go and get it all before knowing i could do it all the time

ff's it got worse .... puncture, had to walk the last 2 meils home lol, and what with the pain in my arse... my god least i know i wont turn the other way lol lol lol. but im gona try to keep at it.

Red Supra no mods at about 6 ish tonight... with passenger going through stone just coming to the bull pub along london road??? was it you drak hair was all i saw lol

is that acorn road by any chace neo ???

What was i thinking when my alam went off this mornign !!! ... I have a great Sup thats so much fun to drive, and the other half has a car that just about gets from A - B ... so what do i pick .... yeah thats right my bike !!! Now to think that i havent used it for about 6 years , it is still all ok and working but ridding 7 1/2 miles at 7.45 in the morning down University Road, which i can normally top at about 100mph in the Sup before i reach the roundabout, and theres me peddeling like im a bout to die. So much for the getting fit part too, ended up having Mc D's for lunch it made me so hungy lol ... ...and ohhhh god i have to ride home at 5, and my arse is killing me the seat has no padding left in it lol NEVER AGAIN !!!! lol

At the National Art Gallery in New York husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink willie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society." After the curator left, a Yorkshire man,approached the couple and said, "Would thee like to know what thee paintings really bout?" "Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple. "Cus I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there's no African Americans depicted at all. They're just three Yorkshire coal miners. " The guy in the middle went home for lunch."

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........and one blonde says to the other:" Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you SEE Florida.......?????

Noooooo !!!

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Stanley behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a specialist." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Stan replies, "there's a diagnostic computer down at Woolworth's. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs £10 ...a lot cheaper than a specialist." So Bob deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Woolworth's, he deposits £10 and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks." That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Bob began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Bob hurries back to Woolworth's, eager to check the results. He deposits £10 pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints out the following: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. Thank you for shopping at Woolworth's.

What if any thing can be added to the fuel to give the engine a good clean out for a J-spec N/A ??? Or are any off these spray's that go through the air intake and say they will increase power (10k boost) or what ever its called any good ???

Cheers for that Matt ... so what one would you recomend then ???

yeah I couldn get the link to work... thats a good price for the S4..... does the S4 show your actually driving sped like the Angel ???

Very Mclaren like tho !!!

ok well I have decided that I definatly need a speed trap / cam detercor for the Sup. But im torn between the Road Angel and the Snooper S3 or S4. Cost wise the snooper is cheaper but the angel may have more functions, so come on whats recmomended !!! And has any one got one for sale or know the best place to get one, not sure if I trust Ebay for these lol

I Have to agree there, the F1 just has some thing so nice about it, esepecialy the centered driving position.

hmmmmmmmm How did you manage to get that lol lol lol

I know that not many of you read this mag but just flicking though on a very boring lunch break ...... just seen that next months issue has a special on 3 sups in Japan so keep your eyes open !!!

Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you on the first of April of this year? Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him. Judge: Why not? Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and said to him..."Take me, young man...Take me!" Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little old Woman: Hell, no, he just yelled, "April Fool!" ... and that's when I shot the little ba**ard!