dazla
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Dont ask me dude it just hurts my eyes.
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HOW BRAINY ARE YOU?
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HOW MANY DOTS CAN YOU SEE
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you c*ntin set of c*nting c*nts :aggress:
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lol. I'm always going back to my mums for some reason. Usually over a pissed up argument or something. But this was tea time. Still, i don't think she new why. Thank god!! after a couple of days she phoned me and said come back home. so i went round and knocked on the door and we just both laughed and called me a dirty bastard. Then gave me a lecture on how i should ask her for more sex if i want it. BUT A MANS GODA DO WHAT A MANS GODA DO. Its just one of them things! I'm sure you'll all agree.
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superb that dude. cant get this grin of my face.
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Yea cheers pal. i had all the remotes lined up on the cushion to. sky remote, DVD, TV. they walked in and i just couldn't turn that damm porno off. I was using the pissing sky remote. so i just had to jump up and switch the tele off and I'm stood there with a tent as a pair of boxer shorts.[OOPS][/OOPS]
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she's got a point.
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:rlol: :rlol:
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hi gaz. just a quickie mate. how did you manage to get your number plate to stand up like that. could do with that my self. looks very nice matey. keep it pal.
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yea that shit me up to. he's a mean mother that guy. that bit made me wet my self when he went down stairs in that flat and told them he'd just seen an elephant.
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yea i'am not shy me lads. If I've got a funny story. Then i don't mind telling. just as long as it gets everyones Merrel up. I still cringe now when i think about it. the mother in law said "i guess we've come at a bad time" ya can say that again.
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phat tunes aswell.
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While we are on the subject. And a funny one it is. I got caught 2 months ago by the missis and her mum. it was so bad i went home to my mums for 2 days, just couldn't stand the embarrassment. [/OOPS]. They had both walked in on me whilst i had a porn on and tisue draped over the chair arm and not to mention my ding dong in my hand.[OOPS] /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_oops.gif
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I like to run around but naked. Just because i can.
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Was really good pal. looks like a trip to HMV on saturday.
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bloody hell. i didn't think of that. My car is going to be on show for all those brats. Gona have to get the garage sorted for the supe. last year they ripped my door bell of the wall and shoved dirty leaves through my letter box. [/ANGRY] I am actually laughing to my self now thinking of it but at the time i could of strung them up by there balls. I wouldn't mind but the kids who did it got £3 of me to.[ANGRY] /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_angry.gif
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Oh my god!! has anyone seen dead mans shoe's. If not i strongly recommend it. It was on tv last night. I thought I'd just watch the first half hour and go to bed. No way i stayed up till 12.45. it was superb. Gona have to buy that one.
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bury road matey. near the hyundi garage.
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Were can i get new or used clear indicators instead of them horrible orange ones in the bumper. and how much money are we talking about.
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yeh. tell me about it. i feel like chunk from goonies.[GRIN][/GRIN]
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take a hand full. theres plenty here.
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oooo you dirty bugga.
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I've got a box of chocolate fingers. feel sick.