well not the most daring but the most sickening is when i copped with a bird from the local night club who was absolutely rank!!
we went out and went down some steps of a loading bay for debenham's. Well we was at it for some time. or should i say i was because i couldn't get it up. to much beer. I ended up sat down with her on top.
well i finished up and got her in a taxi and vowed never to see her again. Whilst i was in my taxi home i suddenly smelt the aroma of shit!. I thought it was the taxi driver. payed the guy and went straight to the bog for a slash.
whilst draining the lizard i looked in the bathroom mirror at the side of me and saw shit all over my legs and pants. WHAT THE FUCK!!. I was covered in shit. It was up my nails on my hands, in the crack of my arse the lot. the worst thing is i think it was Gypsy shit.
It put me off shagging for six months. I dont know what the girl was like but she must of been coverd to.
from what i could gather, some pikey had had a dump and i was fucking Rollin init.