Tone

Depends if I'm working or not, but love to come and have a look! Tony

Lol, good going! A bloke at my work has - Maestro 1 Horse 0

Damnit, even though I should have known that was clearly a joke I still found myself saying it over and over again under my breath! I've just copied and forwarded that poem to our sitewide email directory, 1600 people... boy am I gonna be lucky!

My name's Tony but everyone just calls me 'Tone'... Every forum I subscribe to I try and think of a witty and innovative username but my brain seems to turn to mush at that point!

Seconded

Morpheus is pretty good, can pay through paypal too.

A girl at my work bought some mince pies in at xmas. A lad asked her if he could eat the crumbs out the bottom of the tin and her reply was 'keep your tongue away from my box Ian...' She was completely oblivious to what she'd said! Another good one was when she was talking about a local butcher who always gave her free stuff or as she put it 'slips me a bit of meat now and again'... again, no comprehension of what she'd said

24 but 25 in july Can't believe I've got a school reunion in April, seems like I was there yesterday!

Quality

Hmmm, knowing my luck she'd turn out to be a 'Ting-Tong'

My first W800i went back after a week as it was freezing on the start-up screen. New one seems to be working though (fingers crossed). Nice phone, always had nokias before but the sony just seems that bit... better!

Looking forward to it Doesn't matter that's it's not a TT anymore, just be nice to get a feel for the supra and big power turbo car. Closest I've been was in a mates MR2 turbo.

Corsa sport/SRi? A mate of mine had one, quite nippy for a 1.4 and good fun.

Agree with the 1.9 205, great fun car, reasonably cheap to insure and maintain, good ones hold their price well but mine does tend to drink petrol though. If you're looking at getting the micra too though then go for it!

Cheers, I think that if I were to get anything else I'd end up regretting it, definitely. I'm gonna try to get to one of the meets, one week when I'm not working weekends. Would be great to meet some of you peeps

It's a supra that I really want as it's long been one of my dream cars. That's whta I've been saving and working 60 hour weeks for. Was just sayin that I can't help lookin at other cars in the same kind of price range I'm lookin at, especially the BM as I liked the 328 II had. Thanks for all the constructive comments, I've spoken to Clarkey on here about taking me out for a spin in his - I'm sure that'll end the argument straight away

Help me people, the supra has always been a favourite car of mine but now I've nearly got some money saved up to buy one, I'm beginning to notice what else I could get Been lookin particularly at BMW M3's, E36 shape, I used to have a 328 sport and loved it.There's plenty around with low miles for 8-9k and wouldn't have to worry finding a manual which is what I want for the soop. Talk me round boys and girls!

Property prices in Oxfordshire are a joke... I paid 141k for my 1 bedroom house! :thumbdown Would never have been able to afford it if my stepdad hadn't bought half the house with me as an investment.

Oh, and when I had the beemer I had one of those 'free indicator check' things put on

When I couldn't find a parking space at work one day I left my car parked under the shelter meant for motorbikes and bikes. Got back to find someone had left me a note saying... "please note, you are not a f**king bike" Very observant of them!

So he's had the car 3 weeks, crashed it into a roundabout and is now selling it... sounds like a bargain, form an orderly queue everyone!

Whereabouts is the exhaust goin to mate? My uncle works for DHL and now and again I can get free deliverys off him, depending on where it's going to? I can have an ask if you want?

One of the most embarassing situations ever is having to get out of your car in the crowded high street to retrieve your front splitter! Happened to me with my 106 Ban the bump!!!

It's great havin top gear on during the day, especially when you work shifts like me and get most of the week off. Makes a change from bloody makeover shows, although I'm getting strangely interested in them too...

Just got sent this at work, thought it was quite funny although according to this I'm a cheap, horny, gay who likes fighting PEOPLE & THEIR DRINKS A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customer’s personality on what drinks they ordered? Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: IF WOMEN DRINK ... BEER Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth. Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. COCKTAILS OR BLENDER DRINKS WITH UMBRELLA Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass. Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. MIXED DRINKS - NO UMBRELLAS E.G.; GIN AND TONIC / SCOTCH AND SODA Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants Approach: If she wants you, she’ll send YOU a drink. WATER Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship. Approach: Don’t. WINE - (BOTTLED, NOT 4 LITRE CASK) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation. BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE, ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF ICE, MUDSHAKE ETC. Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no clue. Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you’re in. CAPE VELVET Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart. Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub. SHOTS AND SLAMMERS (TEQUILA, VODKA, AFTERSHOCK ETC.) Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk...and naked. Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, Nothing to do but wait....... IF MEN DRINK... (As always, very simple and clear cut.) CIDER He’s probably under-aged and wants to get laid. CHEAP DOMESTIC BEER He’s poor / student and wants to get laid. CASTLE LAGER BEER He likes good beer and wants to get laid. IMPORTED BEER He’s old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid. GUINNESS The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another. WATER He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so that he can still get laid WINE He’s hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid. VODKA OR BRANDY Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid. PORT Thinks he’s sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid. WHISKY He doesn’t give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid. JACK DANIELS Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid. RUM OR TEQUILA Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid. BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE, ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF ICE, ETC He’s gay (blatantly) - don’t turn your back or pick up any dropped change.