Medical School joke

Medical School

First-year students at Med School were receiving their

first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all

gathered around the surgery table with the body covered

with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In

medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities

as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything

involving the human body."

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck

his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck

his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing, "

he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes,

but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt

of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished,

the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second

most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle

finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

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damn, lol. i am not doing too good here, will try later on, hehe

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Show some r-e-s-p-e-c-t would you.

Show some r-e-s-p-e-c-t would you.

wow, aretha, or as we are in a medical joke section should that be uretha, hehe

wow, aretha, or as we are in a medical joke section should that be uretha, hehe

No stop please, this is killing me

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Lol i dont know what's worse, this being the second joke on the internet or the fact that you knew it was.