Jokes

an 80 year old couple were shagging furiously up against a fence, for 40 mins they shagged like bastards arms and legs going everywhere untill they fell to the floor!!

"christ" she said "you didn't shag me like that 50 years ago"

to which the old man replied

"50 years ago that was not an electric fence"

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following being jailed for 15 months, speculation is mounting as to how many times a day prince naseem hamed will be battered around the ring

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a minor in africa has an accident and loses a leg

he says to his mate "i'm fucked, who wants a one legged gold digger?

his mate says " try paul mcartney"

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why is a women like a computer? you dont really appreciate them till they go down on you!

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an american girl, a french girl, and an african girl travelling in a plane. the plane is about to crash,

the american girl puts on her make-up to which she says " rescuers always rescue the pretty girls"

the french girl gets her tits out and says "rescuers will always save a girl with lovely breasts"

the african girls takes off her knicker and says " FUCK OFF they always look for the black box first"

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i lay upon a grassy hill

my hands were all a quiver

i slowly undid her suspender belt

and her leg fell in the river

a poem by paul mcartney

"a minor in africa"???

(and 1 & 3 are both REPOSTS.)

"a minor in africa"???

 

(and 1 & 3 are both REPOSTS.)

That would be Michael Jackson then