kieren1234 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 The female pigeon cannot lay eggs if she is alone. In order for her ovaries to function, she must be able to see another pigeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rays the roof Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Most women can......talk on the telephone to their mother for 2 hours despite having spent the afternoon round at their house, hear what you are saying to your mates from 60 metres away and remember a trivial fact from 2 years ago and bring it up when you least expect it. Oh and the average woman puts on 1 1/2 stone within 12 months of getting married!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 45.2% of people pee in the shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rays the roof Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages. Wil check this out as I don't believe you and report back my findings after I have washed my hands.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallace9 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 People who are modestly overweight have a lower risk of death than those of normal weight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonkin Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 Cold showers actually increase sexual arousal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Wil check this out as I don't believe you and report back my findings after I have washed my hands.... HAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallace9 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rays the roof Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 The average number 2 of a man measures 9 inches in length, whereas it is only 6.5 for a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Seaweed is used to thicken icecream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonkin Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 Kieren, your clearly as bored as me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallace9 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallace9 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 The electric chair was invented by a dentist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rays the roof Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Most Mkivsupra.net members would rather spend countless hours reporting on bullsh*t facts than actually working to pay for their petrol bills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonkin Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallace9 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 you're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonkin Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 Most Mkivsupra.net members would rather spend countless hours reporting on bullsh*t facts than actually working to pay for their petrol bills LOL Most mkivsupra.net members dont have a supra to need to work to pay for their petrol bills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our nose and ears never stop growing. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV. A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. The Mona Lisa had no eyebrows. When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less. Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned his wife or mother because they were both deaf. "I Am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Kieren, your clearly as bored as me! I am mate, going to work on the car now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallace9 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Slugs have 4 noses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Wow, thanks for all those:) I like the frog one, hope its true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonkin Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 my fingers are knackered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Dead rodents, when boiled along with sugar and fruit, can then be mashed into a fine paste and used as a good household fertilizer. It's especially good for growing flowers. And that my friends, is proof that you can always get.......... Tulips from hamster jam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Slugs have 4 noses! rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr epost. Just put that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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