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Carl

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This will make you smile!

 

 

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick,*headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You*know something, Hung Chow, I really need you

today.When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.

That makes everything*better and I go to work. You try that. "

Two hours later Hung Chow calls*again. "I do what you say, I feel great.

I be work soon.....

 

you got nice house!"

 

 

Carl

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A woman slips naked in her bathroom , does the splits and ends up suctioned to the floor by her fanny.

Her husband tries but can't budge her so calls his mate who says "I'll go get a hammer we can break tiles and lift her"

The husband says "OK I'll lick her ear and play with her tits while you are gone".

"Why?" says his mate. The husband replies "If I can get her wet maybe we can slide her to the kitchen where the tiles are fucking cheaper"

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