Ewen Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Inspired by the instrument dials on Lexus IS200, this new addition to the Sans Sense range of instrumentation is a work of Swiss craftsmanship. The dials can be removed for security, and the ingenious integral bracelet allow them to be worn on the wrist when not needed in the car. Dials for up to four functions are available. Calendar....useful for those not knowing 'what the f**k day is it'. Turbo Timer....this function can be used with the dial in the car or on your wrist. 0-60mph time elapsed....a function requiring the optional Sans 'wall-eye' goggles to ensure safe operation. Alarm....not perfected yet, this function requires the optional Sans Crystal Ball to enable the user to set the alarm for the exact moment when an attempted theft is predicted. £1,800 per dial, £67 per dial pod (which also act as automatic winders when fitted with 2x AA batteries) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSZ Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Got a set Sans cash?? :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 20, 2007 Author Share Posted January 20, 2007 Got a set Sans cash?? :) Absolutely Chris. Special deal for .net members, All Sans Cash deals involve Sans Packaging and Sans Delivery. I can also guarantee Sans Content. They were delivered two weeks before you asked for them, did you not get the package ? If you didnt, it must be lost in the post. You are therefore covered under my Totally Lost It agreement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSZ Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Cool, cheers dude. I managed not to get them coz I was not in when they didn't arrive Thankfully I figured out that you never got the payment that I didn't send you so I'll not leave the iTrader feedback you didn't ask for. Cheers dude :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 20, 2007 Author Share Posted January 20, 2007 Cool, cheers dude. I managed not to get them coz I was not in when they didn't arrive Thankfully I figured out that you never got the payment that I didn't send you so I'll not leave the iTrader feedback you didn't ask for. Cheers dude :) In that case, I would apply lard to the affected part twice a day. If the swelling does not subside by Thursday, I'll send you a complimentary breast pump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSZ Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Cheers dude, the lard seems like a good idea but we already have a breast pump (wife gave birth a few months ago!). Can I exchange it for a placebo or if you're all out of them I'll have a bellicose pachyderm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 21, 2007 Author Share Posted January 21, 2007 Cheers dude, the lard seems like a good idea but we already have a breast pump (wife gave birth a few months ago!). Can I exchange it for a placebo or if you're all out of them I'll have a bellicose pachyderm. We are still developing the in-car pachyderm Chris. Installation is an issue, at the moment its still on-car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayman Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSZ Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 TFFT:Pling: I was beginning to think Ewen and me were the only two plums reading this bollox:d Ewen, I take it that's a yank motor - plenty of room in the trunk:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 21, 2007 Author Share Posted January 21, 2007 The guys at Sans take their products very seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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