KaoriFan Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 The Tiger A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it again." The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?" "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 should have started with this one mate and left it at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Hah! I've got scotch egg on my keyboard now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted November 21, 2006 Author Share Posted November 21, 2006 Hah! I've got scotch egg on my keyboard now. hope it was worth it all. haven't had a scotch egg in years. gotta go and buy one now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tom Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 liked that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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