blonde jokes

[KaoriFan]

CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the

mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes,

it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

 

 

RIVER WALK

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river

and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!"

she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

 

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river

and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

 

 

 

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office

and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show

me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and

screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more.

She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her

ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

 

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead,

are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually

a blonde."

"I thought so, " the doctor said. "Your

finger is broken."

[Robbo]

LMAO

[edd_t]

teehee nice