Nick Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this email - just the stone cold truth of a great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Thats more like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSZ Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 In the Paras a true 'mukker' is defined as a bloke that will go down town, get two blow jobs, come back and give you one of them :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 In the Paras a true 'mukker' is defined as a bloke that will go down town, get two blow jobs, come back and give you one of them :) give you a blow job? dam, you boys are close.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSZ Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 give you a blow job? dam, you boys are close.... err, I wasn't a Para (I'd never wear a pink hat!!) :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 err, I wasn't a Para (I'd never wear a pink hat!!) :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupra Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 err, I wasn't a Para (I'd never wear a pink hat!!) :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSZ Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 :rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Note to self keep Chris's throttle body here for a few weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSZ Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Note to self keep Chris's throttle body here for a few weeks :( - oh look!! Parashooting:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 The paras in Aldershot were crazy. We used to go para spotting at 2am, the first to see 10 collapsed on the floor in and around the town got a free cab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupra Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Note to self keep Chris's throttle body here for a few weeks Make it a few months will ya mate... WATCH OUT,.....there's a couple of marines have a ruck:gayfight: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSZ Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Make it a few months will ya mate... WATCH OUT,.....there's a couple of marines have a ruck:gayfight: TWO ex-paras??? Shouldn't you two be in a kebab shop somewhere talking bollox? :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 TWO ex-paras??? Shouldn't you two be in a kebab shop somewhere talking bollox? :d You have to wait for closing time at cheeks for your Kebab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSZ Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 You have to wait for closing time at cheeks for your Kebab What? You wait for the cheeks to close first? Who's cheeks? His cheeks? Ha ha ha! :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 You have to wait for closing time at cheeks for your Kebab OMG cheeks! Were you ever in the 'shot' then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 OMG cheeks! Were you ever in the 'shot' then? I indeed had the pleasure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I indeed had the pleasure Spooky. When? Did you drink in the Traf then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Spooky. When? Did you drink in the Traf then? i was there in 2002 till 03 i can't remember exactly, my memory is poor I didn't drink in the traf though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 i was there in 2002 till 03 i can't remember exactly, my memory is poor I didn't drink in the traf though. Oh, well after my time. The town had gone to the dogs by then. You guys can drink some serious alcohol, oh and get in huge club closing scraps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted September 29, 2006 Author Share Posted September 29, 2006 Got a couple of mates in both the Para's and the Marines, always a competition to see who can drink the most, do the most damage, and get in the most fights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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