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How To Speak About Women And Be Politically Correct!!!!!!


raymanuk

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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT!!!!!!

 

She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED PERSON

 

She is not a SCREAMER or a MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE

 

She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE

 

She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION

 

She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY

 

She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION

 

She doesn't GET YOU EXITED - She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT

 

She is not KINKY - She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER

 

She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE

 

She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPARED

 

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED

 

She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED

 

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED

 

She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

 

She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED

 

She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR

 

She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER!!!!!!!!!!

 

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