Mike Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Jim & Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom of the pool and pulled Jim out. When the hospital director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered that Edna be discharged from the hospital because she now considered Edna to be mentally stable. The director went to Edna and said "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you're being discharged because you responded so rationally to a crisis by jumping into the pool to save the life of another patient. Your action displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient that you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry but he is dead" Edna replied, "He didn't hang him self. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Soonto_HAS_soop Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 LOL, not heard that one before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 - like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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