The Hypnotist Joke

[KaoriFan]

(feel free to move this from this section)

 

The Hypnotist

 

A woman has had serious headaches for several years and

has tried everything; been to several doctors and nothing

has worked until one day she was having lunch with a friend

who referred her to a hypnotist who, according to her friend

"works wonders on anything."

The woman comes home from the hypnotist and tells her husband,

"remember those headaches I have been having all

of these years? Well, they are gone."

"No more headaches?!?" the husband asks, "What

happened?"

His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist.

He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and

repeat 'I do not have a headache, I DO NOT have a headache.

I DO NOT have a headache." Believe it or not, it worked!

The headaches are all gone."

The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."

 

His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been

exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last several

years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if

he can do anything for that?"

The husband is unsure he wants to do that, but agrees to try

it. Following his appointment with the hypnotist, the

husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife

and carries her into the bedroom. He rips off her clothes,

puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move. I'll

be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes

back a few minutes later and jumps on the bed and makes passionate

love to his wife like never before.

 

His wife says, "Boy that was wonderful!"

The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right

back". He goes back into the bathroom, comes back

a few minutes later for round 2 with his wife--even better

than the first time.

 

The wife sits up and her head is spinning. "This is

really great!" Her husband again says, "Don't

move, I'll be right back." With that he goes back

in the bathroom.

 

This time his wife follows and sees him through the open

crack in the door standing at the mirror and saying, "She's

not my wife. She's not my wife. She's NOT my wife!"

[MarkTheBoy]

hehe

[Max Headroom]

Very funny, for the 3rd joke on the internet

[KaoriFan]

Very funny, for the 3rd joke on the internet

 

lol, you got me there, i had no idea