A Saturday Silly

[CJ]

An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar.

 

They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.

He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.

 

They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!"

 

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a

pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter.

Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one

after another.

 

After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches

for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness.

When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "Be Jayzez!

The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. By the love of God,

 

it's a miracle!"

 

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. as

he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock.

 

"Strewth mate, the bad back I've

had all my life is completely gone!

 

It's a miracle."

 

Jesus then approaches the Scouser who knocks over a chair and table

in trying to get away from the Son of God.

 

"What's wrong, my son?" says Jesus.

 

The Scouser shouts, "F*** off, I'm on disability benefit!"

[Ewen]

Bit lonely in here:)

 

But from one old joker to another, heres a

[CJ]

Bit lonely in here:)

 

But from one old joker to another, heres a

Some people just don't appreciate good humour eh Ewen?

[SuperSupra]

Very nice matey, just what I needed after a pathetic 1-1 draw with Sheff Utd

 

Good joke though

[Gaz Walker]

Only CJ could get away with that one

 

Gaz.

[CJ]

Only CJ could get away with that one

 

Gaz.

 

I am just wating for the "scouse attack"

[peter richards]

nice , ill coment col before the attack

[markymark]

[andrew7]

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You forgot to add that when Jesus went to leave the pub, his sandals were missing........