Joke

[monkey76364]

It was time for Father Ted's Saturday night bath and the young nun,

Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the

old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look

at Father Ted's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told

her to do, and pray.

The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the

Saturday night bath had gone.

"Oh sister", said the young nun dreamily, "I've been saved".

"Saved? And how did that come about?" asked the old nun.

"Well, when Father Ted was soaking in the bath, he asked me to

Wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his

legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven".

"Did he now?" said the old nun dryly.

Sister Magdalene continued, "And Father Ted said that if the Key

to Heaven fitted my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and

I would be assured salvation and eternal peace. Then Father Ted guided

his Key to Heaven into my lock".

"Is that a fact?" said the old nun even more dryly.

"At first it hurt terribly, but Father Ted said that the pathway

to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon

swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt good being saved".

"That wicked old git" said the old nun. "He told ME it was

Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years"

[Charlotte]

LOL.

[Mike]

[Kittyclaws]

Nice one lol

[markymark]

pmsl very good:thumbs:

[i-macca]

Lol.. like it!

[VELOCITY]

Lol