Soonto_HAS_soop Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Not checked for reposts, too busy... Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark. Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark! The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time. At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death. They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ...... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht. On reaching the yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries." She knighted them and sailed away. As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!" "That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country." "Well," Rooney replied, "she knows F all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mk47 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 lol sorry man this is a good joke though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 not heard it before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outatime Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Last time I heard that, it wasn't about Ronaldo Funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 The oldies are the besties. Grrrreat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wez Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 wicked :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 damn i was just gonna post that myself! lucky i read this first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 luv it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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