The Queen and Christiano Ronaldo

[monkey76364]

>Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied

>a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very

>large shark.

>Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian Ronaldo,

>struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark!

>The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor

>man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in

>time.

>At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white tops

>sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon

>into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and

>pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to

>death.

>They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat

>along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they

>heard frantic calling ...... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.

>

>On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and

>said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the

>England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the

>England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for

>sportsmanship to other countries." She knighted them and sailed away.

>As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"

>"That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and

>knows everything about our country."

>"Well," Rooney replied, "she knows F all about shark fishing. How's the

>bait holding up?"

[DamanC]

 

i liked that

[Charlotte]

LOL very good.

 

Speaking of Portugal, I can't believe the side that got beaten last night. They were terrible. Diving all over the shop, some of them should be banned for that display.

[monkey76364]

Thats how they play they dont know any other way !!!