garetheves Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 Post your rubish cracker jokes here people. Ill start you off: Q, Why did the mechanic sleep under the car?? A, He wanted to get up Oily in the morning. :Groan: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 What do you sing to a snowman on his bday? Freeze he's a jolly good fella! lol How does santa do the weeding in the garden? With a HO HO HO Gotta be 2 of the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 Q: What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a detective? A: Sherlock Bones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 one of the worst ever Q: why did the hedgehog cross the road A: to see his flatmate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra-Dupra Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 Q: What ya call a traveller in a suit ? A: The accused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted December 25, 2005 Author Share Posted December 25, 2005 Brilliant keep em coming. Im sooooo full from Xmas lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra-Dupra Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 Q. How do you know when ur gf's too fat ? A. When u make "love" and her pants are down round her ankle and her p**** is still in them !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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