raymanuk Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 A young blonde Newcastle girl, down on her luck, decided to end it all one night by casting herself into the cold, dark waters off Newcastle quayside. As she stood on the edge, pondering the infinite, a young sailor noticed her as he strolled by. "You're not thinking of jumping, are you pet?" he asked. "Yes, I am." replied the sobbing girl. Putting his arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back from the edge. "Look, nothing's worth that. I'll tell you what, I'm sailing off for America tomorrow. Why don't you stow away on board and start a new life over there? I'll set you up in one of the lifeboats on the deck, bring you food and water every night, and I'll look after you if you look after me - if you know what I mean." The girl, having no better prospects, agreed, and the sailor sneaked her on board that very night. For the next 3 weeks the sailor came to her lifeboat every night, bringing food and water, and making love to her until dawn. Then, during the fourth week, the captain was performing a routine inspection of the ship and it's lifeboats... He peeled back the cover to find the startled blonde, and demanded an explanation. The girl came clean, "I've stowed away to get to America. One of the sailors is helping me out, he set me up in here and brings me food and water every night ... and he's screwing me." The puzzled captain stared at her for a moment before a grin cracked his face and he replied... "He certainly is pet, this is the South Shields Ferry!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboldham Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 hehe - not too shabby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Substitue the Mersey ferry and I think we've got ourselves a repost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Not a repost for me. Brill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 lmao, not heard that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 new one for me as well . it's a keeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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