CJ Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Imagine if all the major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag-lines Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk KFC >Condoms - Finger Licking good Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide" Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain? Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long Renault Condoms - size really does matter! Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!! Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach Carlsburg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world Mars Condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play AA Condoms - they're the 4th emergency service Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 1978 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurgen-Jm-Imports Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 great:rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 @ Domestos condoms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
si wants supra Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Found these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 As no one noticed / asked.... 1978 - last time I used one of those...back in those days they were made out of pigs intestines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 22, 2005 Author Share Posted November 22, 2005 As no one noticed / asked.... 1978 - last time I used one of those...back in those days they were made out of pigs intestines. Its a bastard when that happens eh? No one picks up on a line that you want followed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Probably cos they know what a load of old shite Id follow up with:looney: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 22, 2005 Author Share Posted November 22, 2005 Probably cos they know what a load of old shite Id follow up with:looney: the thought had never crossed my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 There was an urban myth that during the Vietnam war, American black-ops looking for ways to demoralise the enemy had the crazy idea to drop boxes of specially manufactured 15" long condoms, deliberately behind enemy lines...the boxes were marked up (summat like) 'US ARMY ISSUE - SIZE; MEDIUM'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 There was an urban myth that during the Vietnam war, American black-ops looking for ways to demoralise the enemy had the crazy idea to drop boxes of specially manufactured 15" long condoms, deliberately behind enemy lines...the boxes were marked up (summat like) 'US ARMY ISSUE - SIZE; MEDIUM'... "No Boom Boom with black GI, too beaucoup too beaucoup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve W Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Shouldn't the McDonalds one be "I'm lovin' it" or even "I'm love IN it!" ? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S7EVE Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 How about... Gillette Condoms - The Best a man can get! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve W Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 What about ASDA CONDOMS ?? NO words....but... the woman pats her arse ?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S7EVE Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 What about ASDA CONDOMS ?? NO words....but... the woman pats her arse ?!? I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 WSB2 'Martini' condoms - anytime, anyplace, anywhere Saturday night special condoms - dont know what it is but Im gonna f**k it anyway Carole Thatcher condoms - still boxed, never used Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markrzs Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Great !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sim Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 What about ASDA CONDOMS ?? NO words....but... the woman pats her arse ?!? i love it as well:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 $20 love you long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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