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Adam and Eve meet for the first time.......

 

Adam says "Hello, Im a man" and smugly pointing at his pork sword says "and I have one of these - I see you havent,:nyah: "

Eve smiles back and says "No, but Ive got one of these," and pointing at her special place says " and with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want ":D

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Wifelet was arranging insurance for our Seadoo Sportster (single Rotax 85 hp two-stroke )a couple of years back cos I coulndt be arsed....

"yes its got an engine"

"no just one"

"Road Tax ?, no, why does it need Road Tax - its a boat - are you new there ?"

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