Ewen Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Guy driving down an inner city street sees a copper chasing two chavs on foot...suddenly the two twocers run across the road in front of him, no time to brake and he hits them hard - one goes flying 30 feet down the road and t'other comes through the windscreen and lands on the back seat...copper runs over to the car driver and asks if hes alright 'Christ officer, I just couldnt stop...bloody 'ell, whats going to happen to me'...'dont worry sir,' says the copper, 'I have him on the back seat for breaking an entering, and Ill have him down the road for leaving the scene of a crime' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Funny you should say that...this isn't a joke. About 10 yrs ago I was first on scene at a suicide where a male had jumped out of the top floor of a hotel. He died instantly. Dealt with the death part whilst the suits (CID) made enquiries in his room and stuff. They earnt their pay that day as they solved TWO crimes. The first was criminal damage, the deceased male had used a hacksaw to cut throught the window lock to jump out. The second was making off without payment. He hadn't paid his bill! And the crimes were solved, because.... the guilt of the offender was clear but he died before proceedings could be brought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 I always wanted to be a policeman but failed creative writing so couldn't join Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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