Suprasteve Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 someone just told me this and made me laugh so i thought i'd share it with you lot... Guy goes into the pub and orders a pint of Whitbread. The barman gives the guy his drink and he puts it on bar. Shortly after a lady casually walks up to his pint and does a big long trump in it and then carries on talking to her friend. The guy gob smacked turns to her and says... " Excuse me love, you fart in my Whitbread ? " she replies............... . . . . . . . . "No, I’m Tessa Sanderson" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 i dont get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Good, glad I wasn't the only one with a blank expression... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Crikey that's old as the hills! Still let out a sneeky chuckle tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckler Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 hehe - i get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprasteve Posted September 7, 2005 Author Share Posted September 7, 2005 thats why i'm not a stand up comedian !!! may be if i change it to " Excuse me love, you Fatima Whitbread ? " ...nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Thats my kind of humour...nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Thats my kind of humour We noticed Now where did I put that shotgun smiley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 who is Fatima Whitbread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bens747 Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Not really a funny joke but Whitbread (Fatina Whitbread and Tessa Sandersan were both Olympic javlin throwers. Now do you see how crap the joke is guys. Sorry but it is ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Classic Goldon Oldie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 who is Fatima Whitbread? are you joking.....she lives right near me :- ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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