Ewen Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Thers a poor Supe type guy, stuck half way down a quarter-mile strip, his VVTI gone VV-TITS up, a con-rod embedded in his forehead and the pistons doing a passible impersonation of Chernobyl - 'Oh poo', he says, 'Id sell my soul for a sub-9 second Supe'....Suddenly theres a whiff of sulphur amongst the smell of melted pistons and the Devil appears - 'My dear boy, I can help you with that wish - I can give you the Supe of your dreams, a Cossie-Creamer, Scooby-Squatter, Mitzi-Masher of a Supra Samurai - BUT I expect a little token in return'. 'ANYTHING' gushed the poor guy, his singed eyebrows raised in anticipation. 'All I want,' said the Devil ' is your soul, the soul of your wife and children (those you know of and those you dont), and the soul of all those nearest and dearest - they will, Im afraid, suffer for eternity at the traffic-lights of hell sat in Saxos' The guy sits stunned for a few minutes and then replies 'when can I have it ?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 errr thats meant to be a joke?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Thers a poor Supe type guy, stuck half way down a quarter-mile strip, his VVTI gone VV-TITS up, a con-rod embedded in his forehead and the pistons doing a passible impersonation of Chernobyl - 'Oh poo', he says, 'Id sell my soul for a sub-9 second Supe'....Suddenly theres a whiff of sulphur amongst the smell of melted pistons and the Devil appears - 'My dear boy, I can help you with that wish - I can give you the Supe of your dreams, a Cossie-Creamer, Scooby-Squatter, Mitzi-Masher of a Supra Samurai - BUT I expect a little token in return'. 'ANYTHING' gushed the poor guy, his singed eyebrows raised in anticipation. 'All I want,' said the Devil ' is your soul, the soul of your wife and children (those you know of and those you dont), and the soul of all those nearest and dearest - they will, Im afraid, suffer for eternity at the traffic-lights of hell sat in Saxos' The guy sits stunned for a few minutes and then replies 'when can I have it ?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 When do i laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 is that a true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Step way from the keyboard and put that reefer down ...now explain the punch line or even the subliminal message there as I'm fooking lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 10, 2005 Author Share Posted August 10, 2005 aw shucks, no-one out there willing to sell their soul for a Supe ?.....originally a lawer joke and obviously should have stayed as one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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