Bill Prawn Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." Then she quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh it's a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smith's bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicmatty Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 PMSL, Lol great... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Very good !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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markrzs Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Great Thats perked me up no end ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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