Blonde Joke

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Quite possible that this is a re-post but a classic !!!

 

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.

 

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.

 

 

"Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

 

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.

 

"Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

 

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the

 

table.

 

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to

her

and says: -

 

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to

assemble

these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.

 

"He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a

nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"let's put all these Frosties back in the box."