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Kopite

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Always works for me.......

 

 

Urm.....Fancy a F*** ;)

 

Get you either a slap or a laugh, if you get the laugh, your in there :D

 

used that one before but added "in a field" at the end........worked well enough :sex: :eyebrows: ......but the damn farmers turned up and turned the lights on the tractor on...

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I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

 

ok i dont think this one will get you far...but will make her laugh :D

 

lmfao! next time don't start off by sayin "i had a wet dream about you..." you had me worried for a second there! :D

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