Blackie Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 A missionary was sent to deepest, darkest Africa. One day the chief of the tribe he was helping runs up shouting "I'm going to kill you!! i'm going to kill you!" "why?" asks the missionary. "my wife has just had a baby" said the chief "and its white, and your the only white man for miles around" so the missionary swears its not his but the chief cant understand it, so he looks out across the fields and says to the chief " see the field of white sheep? well in there are a few black ones dotted about", "oh i see" replied the chief "well i wont say anything if you wont" Sorry about the punctuation but i wrote this from memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 lol good one mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 19, 2007 Author Share Posted November 19, 2007 lol good one mate cheers dan, i wernt too sure about it when i posted it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 lol good one mate I suspect that was out of sympathy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 19, 2007 Author Share Posted November 19, 2007 I suspect that was out of sympathy!! just use it as an outline for a better joke that can be made from it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 just use it as an outline for a better joke that can be made from it I may try that!! In reality it was quite good but I had to read it twice and then the moment was gone.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I suspect that was out of sympathy!! I laugh at most things... well apart from SuprasCool Rasta joke or whatever his name is lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 19, 2007 Author Share Posted November 19, 2007 U laugh at most things... well apart from SuprasCool Rasta joke or whatever his name is lol oh my god didnt that suck ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 U laugh at most things... well apart from SuprasCool Rasta joke or whatever his name is lol Are we still refering to that as a joke?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Lol yeah that was terrible And damn the both of you for quoting me before i had the chance to change what i said from "U" to "I" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Lol yeah that was terrible And damn the both of you for quoting me before i had the chance to change what i said from "U" to "I" I did actually think you were saying that I laugh at most things, which was actually correct!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 i got one for you then A man on a long haul flight noticed the beautiful young women sitting next to him was reading a book titled 'Strange but true sexual facts' "interesting?" he asks "yeah" she replies. "for instance did you know that the American Red Indian has the longest penis in the world, and a scotsmans has the thickest?", "oh im sorry my names Helen and yours?" "Tonto McTavish luv". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 19, 2007 Author Share Posted November 19, 2007 i got one for you then A man on a long haul flight noticed the beautiful young women sitting next to him was reading a book titled 'Strange but true sexual facts' "interesting?" he asks "yeah" she replies. "for instance did you know that the American Red Indian has the longest penis in the world, and a scotsmans has the thickest?", "oh im sorry my names Helen and yours?" "Tonto McTavish luv". lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest craig-mkiv Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I remember when i was 13 , i said to my dad , is it true when you die you go stiff ,., yes son he said ,., i replied " quick put your hand in my pocket i think i'm dying " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I remember when i was 13 , i said to my dad , is it true when you die you go stiff ,., yes son he said ,., i replied " quick put your hand in my pocket i think i'm dying " Oh my god!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
standardsupra20 Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Good gag dude! Did you hear that Fatima Whitbread has been done by customs? Apparently they found 8 pound of crack in her knickers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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