Lbm Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Bit cold for this time of year though Bike sex man placed on probation A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation. Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex. Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years. Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr. Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply. "They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down. "The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex." Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police. Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'." Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink. The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan. He now lives in Ayr. Story from BBC NEWS: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm Published: 2007/11/14 17:36:03 GMT © BBC MMVII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 I find this very odd. I mean the actual scenario but also that he's got in trouble over it... if they had walked in on him getting changed or sleeping with a woman, would he have still been charged with something? Indecent exposure or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 3... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Charlotte Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 I find this very odd. I mean the actual scenario but also that he's got in trouble over it... if they had walked in on him getting changed or sleeping with a woman, would he have still been charged with something? Indecent exposure or something? It says he lives in a hostel so maybe it's because that's not a private dwelling - weird if not. Lots of people create a disturbance of the peace with bedroom activities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 If he's doing it in his own bedroom what's the problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Sounds fun, I am off to try it with the tractor Ten years, or probation, what d'ya reckon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 "Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink." Jesus the Birds must be rough down there! Or they must all be like local Bikes aswell!!...... ill get my coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Sounds fun, I am off to try it with the tractor Ten years, or probation, what d'ya reckon? Is that what you are calling her now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 It says he lives in a hostel so maybe it's because that's not a private dwelling - weird if not. Lots of people create a disturbance of the peace with bedroom activities. Yeah but I mean it sounds like he's in trouble coz it's weird, not coz of where.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 It's definitely worded in that way. Maybe the cleaners were traumatised? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 1 ..... re...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 ...load Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 ...load try again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lynz_ Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 ....POST!!!!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 ....POST!!!!:D wayhay!! cant get moaned at if its said between two or three people, its the law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lynz_ Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 ooooo we're so cunning!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 ooooo we're so cunning!!! arnt we sly foxes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lynz_ Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Just hope they don't set the dogs on you!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 That's just weird 3 years on the same sex offenders register as rapists? Bit harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Here's one I read earlier!! http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=131168&highlight=pedal H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted November 18, 2007 Author Share Posted November 18, 2007 Repost...? Bugger! Sorry. Nice countdown, think I'll ban myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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