VIL Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Heard this one today….might be old but I laughed!! New zoo keeper arrives for his first day and is given the job of cleaning up after the animals. Senior keeper says to him “go clean the fish tanks”, so off he trots! He climbs into the fish tank but as he does so he steps on a sleeping fish and kills it. Wanting to cover his tracks he picks up the fish and lobs it over his shoulder into the Gorilla enclosure. The Gorilla happily picks up the fish and eats it…..sorted thinks the new keeper! The senior keeper then asks him to clean out the monkey enclosure. Whilst in with the monkeys he is merrily cleaning away but upsets one of the little buggers in the process, a fight ensues and he hits the monkey with a rake killing it stone dead….bloody hell he thinks, well the Gorilla liked the fish perhaps he can get rid of the dead monkey as well and throws it into the Gorilla enclose….sure enough the Gorilla tears it apart and eats it! After doing such a good job the senior keeper asks him to go to the `Insect World` and give that a spruce up. Happily working away the keeper accidentally backs into a hive of rare African Bees who immediately go mad and swarm round him. Panicking the keeper wildly swings with his broom until all the bees are dead. Yep, you guessed it….again he scoops up the bees and throws them to the Gorilla who happily eats them up like sweets. Ready for it……….. Just then the other Gorilla in the enclosure comes over and sits next to his mate and says “whats the food like today?” Not bad says the Gorilla, so far I have had Fish, Chimps and Mushy Bees! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Definitely worthy of a snigger.... actually no a good chuckle. I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Oh dear!! I just wasted a minute of my life reading that one..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I love that joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefferson Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Oh dear!! I just wasted a minute of my life reading that one..... H. i'm with H on this one - do'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Made me chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Snigger:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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