Guest snead Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Apologies for being juvenile but.... Some people think this is a myth. I present exhibit A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markrzs Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 That dog must of been munching on alot of bones to produse something like that Please tell me that you wer'nt looking for that ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannoSupra Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 That dog's been munching marshmallows all its life! with a side of used charcoal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourniquet Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Hasn't it just been there yonks ??? It's one of those things you used to see as akid all the time but now you just don't see it. Kinda like Timmy Mallet ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 OMG - White dog poo!... Bag it and sell it on eBay! That's an ancient artifact!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Hasn't it just been there yonks ??? It's one of those things you used to see as akid all the time but now you just don't see it. Kinda like Timmy Mallet ! Totally agree I used to see white dog crap all the time when I was a kid. hmmm, I might go searching for some now.....NOT:Pling: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannoSupra Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Don't crack the shell!!! It'll pong!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 crack it, crack it..... go on you know you want too.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snead Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Must admit I did appear enthusiastic when I found it! the missus wasn't amused. surely it's just been there a long time? or been overindulged on milky bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_blackman Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 pmsl at this thread lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 I'm thinking that the DeLorean thread prompted you to buy one, fit it with a flux capacitor and then to go back in time to when white dog poo existed. Am I right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 now you need to go find rocking horse shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 now you need to go find rocking horse shit Black UK 6spd TT aerotop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 I meant literally... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 White poo is known as ghost poo, maybe, just maybe your dog is possessed. ps - I also remember white poo as a kid, but that was in the day when you did not get fined for not picking it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 my mate had two poodles,1 black,1 white.the white 1 had white sh*ts,the black 1 normal sh*ts.why??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 my mate had two poodles,1 black,1 white.the white 1 had white sh*ts,the black 1 normal sh*ts.why??? where they curly as well:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 no mr wippy came on tuesdays,spose the ice cream looked like the white one's poo,and the flake looked a bit like the black one's poo.eerh no 99s for me from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Poo is more complicated than we think, I hope this guide helps you all to evaluate the situation: - TYPES OF POO Ghost Poo: You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in the toilet. Where is it? Teflon Poo: So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it. Goo Poo: This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the toilet. Second Thoughts Poo: You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise... there's more to come. Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo: This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard. Weight Watchers Poo: You poo so much you lose several pounds. Right Now Poo: You'd better be within thirty seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber to get there and it usually gets its head out before you can get your pants down. King Kong Poo: This one is so big you think it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger usually works well. This kind of poo usually happens when you're at someone else's house. Cork Poo: Also known as "floaters." Even after the third flush it's still there, floating in the bowl. My God! How do I get rid of it? Wet Cheeks Poo: This poo hits the water sideways and makes a bigger splash than the launching of the QE2, soaking your starfish. Wish Poo: You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poo. Cement Block Poo: You wish you'd got a spinal block before you pooed. Snake Poo: This poo is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb and at least three feet long. Morning After Poo: Happens the day after the night before. Normally your poo doesn't smell that bad, but THIS one... Usually you're at someone else's house (normally a girl you're trying to impress) and they're waiting outside to use the bathroom. Mexican Food Poo: Also called "screamers." You know it's safe to eat again when your bum stops burning. Boo Hoo Poo: Makes you cry with pain and wonder whether your should risk the stitches or go for the fuller figure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 then there's vindaloo and guinness poo...draw your own conclusions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 then there's vindaloo and guinness poo...draw your own conclusions. lol - that would be the worse one if you had them together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 I never usually have to make a noise, or strain when having a poo, but the logs I was dropping on Friday had me shouting and grrrring and straining like a gorilla... It felt like I was dropping a double decker bus... I nearly had feeling of sadness for the family I'd dropped off at the pool only seconds before... Unfortunately, I was at work, and it was the start of lunchtime, so the gents was busy, and the flimsy wooden frams of the cubicle wasn't enough to stifle my cries, as my exit only place forced out what felt like something of biblical proportions... Sorry, off topic, but I feel I have to share that with you all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 lol - that would be the worse one if you had them together. that combo is a must doo.better than collonic irragation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 I never usually have to make a noise, or strain when having a poo, but the logs I was dropping on Friday had me shouting and grrrring and straining like a gorilla... It felt like I was dropping a double decker bus... I nearly had feeling of sadness for the family I'd dropped off at the pool only seconds before... Unfortunately, I was at work, and it was the start of lunchtime, so the gents was busy, and the flimsy wooden frams of the cubicle wasn't enough to stifle my cries, as my exit only place forced out what felt like something of biblical proportions... Sorry, off topic, but I feel I have to share that with you all Thats a terrible experience, why does it all ways have to happen when your not a home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 It's OK - I took comfort in knowing I was being paid for my troubles, and that it was the works bog roll I was consuming, and not the Andrex with added Aloe Vera and Vitamin E I have at home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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