RobDogg Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 While watching the football over a few beers last night we came up with a taxing question. If you had to choose 1 of the following which would it be? 1. Have 10ft long arms or 2. Be followed round by 100 chickens for the rest of your life Which one would you choose? I went for the 10ft long arms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_y3k Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 100 chickens .... but are they constantly topping off ? I mean a chicked isn't going to last 70 years ? so by 15 years they'd all be dead. Assuming that they are magically replaced, then I'd still go for the chickems, and go find bernard matthews. Would be quids in ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobDogg Posted April 12, 2007 Author Share Posted April 12, 2007 They always get topped up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seb Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Arms, definitely arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Chickens would give an endless supply of food though. Hmmm chicken... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 While watching the football over a few beers last night we came up with a taxing question. If you had to choose 1 of the following which would it be? 1. Have 10ft long arms or 2. Be followed round by 100 chickens for the rest of your life Which one would you choose? I went for the 10ft long arms! I'm glad you posted this. I was just wondering the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Do you usually take hallucinogens whilst watching the footy? I can certainly see the attraction.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 You could just shut the chickens in another room though, 10ft long arms would make even the simplest of tasks difficult.... could be better if you had multiple elbows I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_TT Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 chickens all the way 4 me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 I think it'd have to be the 10' arms. Then become a pro baskeball player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Chickens make poop and noise. Give me the arms, the possibilies are endless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Chickens make poop and noise. Give me the arms, the possibilies are endless! But as someone has already said if you still only had the 1 elbow per arm then they would be really awquard. Multiple elbows would open up lots of possibilities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Love this thread!! Random at it's best!! I would go for the arms as I was wondering how to clean my upstairs windows this weekend anyway...... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 chickens. I can still drive the supra with 100 chickens squashed in the car. But would never fit 10' arms in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Can I have both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Are these just normal chickens or do they have driving licenses or super powers? If they are just normal chickens then you could easily out run them and lose them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 What sort of proximity are we talking on the chickens & can they be used as food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Yeah we need clarification on the number of elbows? Is it a standard arm ratio so your hands are like 2 foot long or something? 12" fingers could be good!! I'd go for the chickens I think though, you could get some good jobs with 10' arms I suppose, not only the media attention but you could be a window cleaner, basketball player..... actually how strong would you need to be to make use of 10' arms!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobDogg Posted April 12, 2007 Author Share Posted April 12, 2007 What sort of proximity are we talking on the chickens & can they be used as food We are talking about them invading your personal space! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Cool, i hate chickens so arms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 If they are just normal chickens then you could easily out run them and lose them Have you ever watched Rocky II, he has to be able to catch a chicken to be lightening fast... I can't agree with that statement in which case as chickens can shift when they want to. H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 You could just get a pet fox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 arms!!!! can think of a lot of usefull and cheeky stuff to do with 10ft arms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallace9 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 [sHOCK][/sHOCK]I want some of that beer you were on last night!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobDogg Posted April 12, 2007 Author Share Posted April 12, 2007 You could just get a pet fox. What has 200 legs and makes a fox scream???? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . a 100 chicken gang rape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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