I love the stupid ones

[CJ]

Probably a repost but made me chuckle

 

Travel Centre

Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?".

Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".

Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".

Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".

 

Samsung Electronics

Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"

Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".

Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"

 

Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall".

 

 

RAC Motoring Services

Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia ?"

Operator: "Doesn't the product give you a clue?"

 

and another

Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France ):

"If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?"

 

And my particular favourite

Directory Enquiries

Caller:"I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please".

Operator:"I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?"

Caller:"Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off".

[RobSheffield]

[Gaz Walker]

And my particular favourite

 

Wonder why?

[Ewen]