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what happens when hell freezes over?


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Subject: What happens when hell freezes over!

 

 

 

 

> 50°F

> People in Southern England turn on the central heating

> People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants

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> 40°F

> Southerners shiver uncontrollably

> Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs

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> 35°F

> Cars in the South of England refuse to start

> People in Falkirk drive with their windows down

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> 20°F

> Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats

> Aberdonian men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts

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> 15°F

> Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent

> People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry

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> 0°F

> Life in the South grinds to a halt

> Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

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> -10°F

> Life in the South ceases to exist

> People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket

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> -50

> Lasses in Peterhead put their Knickers on for the first time that year

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> -80°F

> Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on

> Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers

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> -100°F

> Santa Claus abandons North Pole

> People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'

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> -173°F

> Alcohol freezes

> Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut

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> -297°F

> Microbial life starts to disappear

> The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands

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> -460°F

> All atomic motion stops

> Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands

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> -500°F

> Hell freezes over

> Scotland will support england at the world cup.:p

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