MrRalphMan Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first. 2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay. 3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl. 5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected. 6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time. 7. Women live longer than men. 8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes. 9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice. 10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all). 11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems. 12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers. 13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 14. Women know the truth about whether size matters... 15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time. 16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know. 17. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football. 18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. 19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket. 21. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick. 22. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear. 23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper. 24. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute. 25. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake 26. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp. 27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test. 28. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy. 29. Women can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a short woman's complex. 30. Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored. 31. Women have total control over their eyebrows. 32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men. 33. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's drunk. 34. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions. 35. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting. 36. Woman don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do. 37. For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe. 38. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want. 39. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for. 40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I can p1ss wherever i want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I can p1ss wherever i want This makes me realise just what I'm missing out on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 This makes me realise just what I'm missing out on. get a 'she wee' sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robin Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I think something very important has been omitted from the above list. Women can have multiple orgasms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 No. 40 is so true. I managed to kill a cactus at uni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I think something very important has been omitted from the above list. Women can have multiple orgasms. Can't men then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Reason 41) When they come they dont leave a pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Wheres the punch line? I was expecting a BUT.... You best go edit your original post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuohy Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 35. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting. You haven't met some of the women I have, evidently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I think something very important has been omitted from the above list. Women can have multiple orgasms. What they can orgasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 Was wrong just wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 What they can orgasm Alledgedly!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Alledgedly!! sh1t don't tell my misses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time. Doesn't apply for all of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robin Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 What they can orgasm Yeah and its not fair. Imagine if us guys could get 5+ each time... actually thinking about it I dont think i'd ever leave the house if that were the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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