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  1. try this page for the correct settings for the router: http://www.the-scream.co.uk/forums/t25866.html
  2. reboot the router again and make sure the adsl light is back on before doing a repair on your network connections. To do this right click on your network connection and choose repair. If the adsl light doesnt come back on the router then ring virgin.
  3. I will be...just waiting on some cash to be paid out to me.
  4. Lovely looking motor and a great price. From a selfish point of view i hope its still about in 3-4wks time!
  5. Whats the condition like...bodywork, interior etc? Put some pics up? How often have you had it serviced? Who has done the servicing? At a guess been low mileage £4.5k- £5k?
  6. football, fishing, badminton, golf
  7. At least the lucky successful buyer will sleep easy at night knowing it has been delocked and has a clifford 500 installed
  8. I am posting this up for a friend, hoping with the vast amount of people and knowledge on here that someone knows if this is right... My friend got divorced 2 years ago. His ex was awarded main custody of his 9 year old son and he gets him weekends, school holidays etc All of a sudden two weeks ago she had the lads surname changed to hers and tells my mate there is nothing he can do about it as she has main custody. Does anyone know if this is legally right?
  9. An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welshman 'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?' Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Englishman.' Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?' Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.' Welshman: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager) Dog: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.' Welshman: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?' Welshman: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.' Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?' Horse: 'Cool' Welshman: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager) Horse: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.' Welshman: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?' Welshman: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a f*****' liar…… '
  10. A 20 stone woman was struggling to find an outfit to wear to a fancy dress party. I suggested she pull her flaps over her head and go as a sugarpuff.
  11. Paddy and seven englishmen in a police lineup for a rape charge. The woman walks in and paddy shouts 'Thats her the miserable b1tch'
  12. Same here and then a couple of months later she suggested councelling!? I said whats the fvcking point of that... Councellor says 'what appears to be the problem...?' I have to think for about 3 seconds before the obvious response of 'neither of us like sucking c0ck anymore' My advice(and i wouldnt take any relationship advice from me) is go out and shag some other girl senseless. Am sure you will feel much better.
  13. Got this on an email earlier and thought it was mildly amusing so.... A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family , so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy! Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.' The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the The Future is in deep sh1t.
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