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Ewen
16-02-07, 22:16
A man stumbles up to the only other person in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course", comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland", replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another drink to Ireland !" "Of Course", replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin", comes the reply. "Feck thats spooky, I can't believe it", says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Absolutely", replies the second man.
Curiousity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's", replies the second man. "I was in the fifth form in '62." "This is feckin unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I was in the fifth form in '62, too!"

About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on tonight ?", he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "Oh, but the Murphy twins are drunk again."

markrzs
16-02-07, 22:34
have you been drinking ? Quite funny :D

merckx
16-02-07, 22:36
That was bad!

Don't you just hate it when you get 160 views and only 2 replies.:d

Ewen
16-02-07, 22:38
That was bad!
Don't you just hate it when you get 160 views and only 2 replies.:d
:d

Havard
16-02-07, 22:40
I'll make it 5 replies!! Piss poor joke though Ewen, at least you are consistent!!:p

H.

juanchan
16-02-07, 22:41
:d

But your avatar is starting to scare me! :eek:

ivan
16-02-07, 23:27
I wondered where the terrible Ewen jokes had disappeared to.

Did the old book run out and you had to find another one? I hear Bruce Forsyth lost his the other day - was that you? ;)

RobSheffield
16-02-07, 23:53
:rlol: so funny, made me chuckle!

Pot
16-02-07, 23:56
That was bad!

Don't you just hate it when you get 160 views and only 2 replies.:d

That's greater than any joke on here!...