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monkey76364
16-02-07, 10:45
Well We all like a bit of fun at work, this is how we have decided to tease one of the girls and her new monkey lol


We have your monkey!

Any attempts to contact the police or any other authorities will result in serious action being taken.

At present the monkey is unharmed and we assume you wish to keep it that way.

We have provided picture evidence to prove that he is still alive but this can all change!

Demands will be made in due course.

Be aware, trust no one watch your back, you never know who could be next!




The Monkey Mafia

WITH PHOTO

http://img76.imageshack.us/my.php?image=untitledzf4.png



Can any one help with a ransom note and demands... not sure what we can ask for now !!!!

:D :D :D :D
Lewis
16-02-07, 10:50
lol, we did this. It was gone for 6 months and anyone who went on holiday took the monkey and got pics of it.

It went to canada, maldives, microsoft in seattle, france, germany, all over.

Was funny as fuck.
Gamer
16-02-07, 10:52
Is it wrong to say that the picture of the tied up munkey is arousing me sexually ?


:d
edd_t
16-02-07, 10:54
haha brilliant. were currently doing the same with a hamster!
monkey76364
16-02-07, 10:57
Is it wrong to say that the picture of the tied up munkey is arousing me sexually ?


:d


There have been several mentions of bondage lol;)
edd_t
16-02-07, 11:01
if you have them in your office. get one of those big water bottles, an empty one! slap the monkey in that (ooo err misses) and make it look like ya drowning him!
monkey76364
16-02-07, 11:05
if you have them in your office. get one of those big water bottles, an empty one! slap the monkey in that (ooo err misses) and make it look like ya drowning him!

Sounds good to me ...

I even set up an email address for it wehavemonkey@aol.com :D

No one knows who it is, best work i have ever done in the office.
edd_t
16-02-07, 11:16
Sounds good to me ...

I even set up an email address for it wehavemonkey@aol.com :D

No one knows who it is, best work i have ever done in the office.

haha we did that too! we demanded a packet of biscuits to be left in a specific place, and they were :D still didnt give the hamster back though.
Lewis
16-02-07, 11:20
Got a shredder?
monkey76364
16-02-07, 11:24
Got a shredder?

Yeah ??? do go on.......
Pete
16-02-07, 11:30
Leave Monkey alone you nasty people!
Lewis
16-02-07, 11:57
Yeah ??? do go on.......

Hey, I just plant the seed, what your mind does with it is up to you. I take no responsibility :D
tbourner
16-02-07, 12:40
Send her some shaved fur in an envolope.
monkey76364
16-02-07, 12:43
Send her some shaved fur in an envolope.

Oh thats gona happen lol
SupraStar 3000
16-02-07, 12:48
if your still needing help with the note,...

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i218/Cawdell/monkey.jpg
monkey76364
16-02-07, 12:52
Thats excellent !!!!

This was sent today:


Demands will be high and costly…

Our first demand is a bag of monkey nuts!

Due to the recent increase on import costs these are of high value on the Mafia’s black market in Columbia.


Delivery instructions will be sent accordingly.
GeordieSteve
16-02-07, 13:00
There's a good font you can download called "ransom" which looks the part
Big Ads
16-02-07, 15:00
http://www.1001fonts.com/font_details.html?font_id=1041


:)
ivan
16-02-07, 19:24
Pose the monkey in front of a few postcards from around the world. If you do it right it'll look like he's already on his journeys even though he's safely tucked up in your bottom drawer.

My IT asst did this to one girl and she was convinced it was one of the other staff away on holiday. :)
RedM
16-02-07, 19:47
You are aware, I hope, that taking someone's property without permission is theft and you'd be open to police involvement and probably dismissal for your employer.

Just a thought....
Animal
16-02-07, 19:50
I could email her some pictures of me spanking the monkey...
colsoop
16-02-07, 19:51
What a great wind up :d

What about asking for some m&m's but only the green and blue ones or something.

How about if she doesn't give in to your demands then send her this picture to prove you are serious :d
silvershark44
16-02-07, 19:58
You are aware, I hope, that taking someone's property without permission is theft and you'd be open to police involvement and probably dismissal for your employer.

Just a thought....

Your joking right?
RedM
16-02-07, 20:13
Your joking right?

Nope. I'm sure Doug will confirm but, as I understand it, taking the property of someone else without their permission, even if it's just as a joke, is theft.
Chewie
16-02-07, 20:31
Nope. I'm sure Doug will confirm but, as I understand it, taking the property of someone else without their permission, even if it's just as a joke, is theft.

So is breaking the speed limit. Nobody guilty of that here.
RobSheffield
16-02-07, 20:40
I agree with Martin, it is wrong to steal, remember please that monkey is someones brother or sister......think of the anguish :(
turbonut
16-02-07, 20:55
:rlol: :respekt:
tbourner
17-02-07, 08:45
Nope. I'm sure Doug will confirm but, as I understand it, taking the property of someone else without their permission, even if it's just as a joke, is theft.

Theft is taking something from someone with the intention of permanently depriving them of it. I'm sure he's planning to give the monkey back at some point as it is only a joke.
However; it is technically classed as taking without consent (TWOC), which has a more lenient sentence than theft but is still illegal.
D8MOA
17-02-07, 09:50
What a great wind up :d

What about asking for some m&m's but only the green and blue ones or something.

How about if she doesn't give in to your demands then send her this picture to prove you are serious :d

pic is great ;) that will get the ransom