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MaveriK
16-02-07, 09:18
This scouser walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi...You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a 2 bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well you fuckin' started it."

I'll be here all week :thanku:

Havard
16-02-07, 09:38
FFFFFFFFFFFantastic!!! :d

H.

markjodrell
16-02-07, 09:42
:d :d

ivan
16-02-07, 18:19
:run: :hide:




(waits for the Scouser fallout)

Jake
16-02-07, 18:27
http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=56784&repost

RobSheffield
16-02-07, 18:28
:d

Havard
16-02-07, 18:29
http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=56784&repost

Jesus Jake, where did you dig that fossil up from??

Should you still be embarassed if you laugh at a repost?

H.

silvershark44
16-02-07, 18:50
hhaahahaaha thats pretty good!

Rayman
16-02-07, 18:55
ahh i get it, took me a while! Crap with jokes me!

MaveriK
17-02-07, 06:35
Jake, your such a bitch!! :tongue:

Ian R
17-02-07, 09:48
:d

RedM
17-02-07, 09:54
There is an even older version of that joke (http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=32015) featuring a Chav rather than a Scouser. It's number 13 in the list.

A semi-repost, if you like.

MaveriK
17-02-07, 11:33
REDM added to the bitch list! :p