Christmas joke/funnies thread

[Fifty]

:)

Lets have em then

Merry Christmas to all, old and new from Cornwall

Ill start

What does Santa use to wash his car

A ho - ho - hosepipe of course!

Teacher to class

now kids who can tell me about the Virgin Mary

--little girl, please miss, I know shes the one who had an immaculate contraption!

Rich

[Bobbeh]

I see a joke thread.. but no jokes :D