View Full Version : This REALLY does my head in!
Christmas Spirit my arse.:jester:
Do you ever find that when getting the bus to work/home or wherever, it's quite nice just to have a quick nap, chill out, read the paper etc? I do. :read: :yawn:
So when some annoying 'wannabe rapper/r&b hip-hop you don't stop youth' gets on the bus and decides to play their IPOD/MP3 Player LOUDLY :blahblah: i.e. without the headphones in, I see a 'Red Mist' come across my eyes.:protest:
I don't want to hear lively Jazz music or Country Line dancing jingles, let alone bloody Fat Man Scoop (who is an absolute knob jockey) shouting:
"Fatman Scoop, rock this place, eveyrbody put your hands up" bla-di bla-di-da. :rolleyes:
I'm seriously considering getting the old bird who always catches my 8:20 bus from Snow Hill Station an MP3 player for Christmas so she can bang out her Classical Tunes or a 'Learn French' recording. :violin:
Peasants.:donkey:
Greg
Kookoocachu
20-12-06, 10:07
:(
There there *hugz*
I like it when people play music. I wish more people would do crazy dancing too.
Christmas Spirit my arse.:jester:
Do you ever find that when getting the bus to work/home or wherever, it's quite nice just to have a quick nap, chill out, read the paper etc? I do. :read: :yawn:
So when some annoying 'wannabe rapper/r&b hip-hop you don't stop youth' gets on the bus and decides to play their IPOD/MP3 Player LOUDLY :blahblah: i.e. without the headphones in, I see a 'Red Mist' come across my eyes.:protest:
I don't want to hear lively Jazz music or Country Line dancing jingles, let alone bloody Fat Man Scoop (who is an absolute knob jockey) shouting:
"Fatman Scoop, rock this place, eveyrbody put your hands up" bla-di bla-di-da. :rolleyes:
I'm seriously considering getting the old bird who always catches my 8:20 bus from Snow Hill Station an MP3 player for Christmas so she can bang out her Classical Tunes or a 'Learn French' recording. :violin:
Peasants.:donkey:
Greg
Mood hoover. :p
I agree with you tbh, all the Goths that go to Uni come on Nu metal blasting from their walkman or the teenie bopper that has Justin Smallsnake playing, OH and the little shits that like to play their music from the phone and you can hear in half way down the carriage. While I am at it a lot of Asian people get on my train and they sit reading from a book and what I think is praying with there eyes half shut rocking back and forth and muttering to themselves like they are on smack, it's like shut the F*CK up and piss off to a mosque and do it (waits for imi), I for one do not wish to hear your prayers or Waynetta Slab and her 5 kids screaming, Or kevin and Perry social feck ups with their walkmans blasting or their phones blasting out music.
Rant finished
RobSheffield
20-12-06, 10:10
I posted a similar thread recently Greg
Bloody annoying isnt it :(
bloody Fat Man Scoop (who is an absolute knob jockey)
Peasants.:donkey:
Greg
those parts made me laugh :D
next time someone does it just switch on them and throw them out the window.
Kookoocachu
20-12-06, 10:12
Whos fat man scoop?
I take it the above indulge in the sam annoying activities with the exemption of Rob and maybe Kookoocacha?
Yes Rob, bloody annoying! Especially when you then have a 'rap' battle with MP3 players!
This is Fat Man cock face.
Not surprisingly he's fat and can't sing.
Kookoocachu
20-12-06, 10:15
oh right.
/education
RobSheffield
20-12-06, 10:25
Yes Rob, bloody annoying! Especially when you then have a 'rap' battle with MP3 players!
Yep, impromptu dance off on the back of the number 21 bus!
Grumpy old men. :d
Just remember you were young once too and if MP3 players were around when you were you would have most likely been doing the same thing.
I know I was with my cassette playing walkman.
Lighten up, life is too short. ;)
Ha ha Gamer. I can assure you I would not have mate :) That's a fact.
I was too cool for skool. ;)
i usually get on the bus with one of these.
i usually get on the bus with one of these.
LOL! Nice :)
Nice hair too.
Grumpy old men. :d
Exactly.
I know I was with my cassette playing walkman.
Rich Kid :D
While I am at it a lot of Asian people get on my train and they sit reading from a book and what I think is praying with there eyes half shut rocking back and forth and muttering to themselves like they are on smack, it's like shut the F*CK up and piss off to a mosque and do it (waits for imi), I for one do not wish to hear your prayers
Rant finished
:blink:
if they are "muttering" how can you hear their prayers? if it bothers you that much - just ask em to shut it rather ten rant about it on here.... plain and simple :)
While I am at it a lot of Asian people get on my train and they sit reading from a book and what I think is praying with there eyes half shut rocking back and forth and muttering to themselves like they are on smack, it's like shut the F*CK up and piss off to a mosque and do it (waits for imi), I for one do not wish to hear your prayers
1) its not YOUR train
2) your not even english - infact im more english than you are.. and im not even white.
3) so let me be the first to say, if you dont like it then go back where you came from!
:blink:
if they are "muttering" how can you hear their prayers? if it bothers you that much - just ask em to shut it rather ten rant about it on here.... plain and simple :)
because hes a banchod
While I am at it a lot of Asian people get on my train and they sit reading from a book and what I think is praying with there eyes half shut rocking back and forth and muttering to themselves like they are on smack, it's like shut the F*CK up and piss off to a mosque and do it (waits for imi), I for one do not wish to hear your prayers
Rant finished
Dude you have issues.
Tis the season to be jolly, faa la la la laa, la la la laaa
Rich Kid :D
I had the first one that came out, the WM1 (circa 1979), it was almost the size of a house brick and also had AM/FM. :d
I was not spoiled or rich. I just had a loving mother.
I had the first one that came out, the WM1 (circa 1979), it was almost the size of a house brick and also had AM/FM. :d
I was not spoiled or rich. I just had a loving mother.
Do you now walk with a slight lean to the left ;)
:blink:
if they are "muttering" how can you hear their prayers? if it bothers you that much - just ask em to shut it rather ten rant about it on here.... plain and simple :)
Ok just to clarify, I did say "I think it was prayer", I never said that it was 100% prayer. I have probably done the same as you when you replied to this thread 2+2=5. Or is it that cause I am using an example of a particular religion that people do not like it.
1) its not YOUR train
Gee you think? Come on Maz thats a piss poor example.
2) your not even english - infact im more english than you are.. and im not even white.
Where the hell did that come from? Have you actually read my post, who brought up who is English or not cause I never.
3) so let me be the first to say, if you dont like it then go back where you came from!.
Very childish comment, so it warrants a childish answer, so I will use your I am more English than you, You maybe are as you were born in ENGLAND! but go back to your roots and find who is actually more British!! See a nice stupid answer for you, just like your three examples. :d
Dude you have issues.
Everyone has issues, I just speak my mind, no matter what.
On that, I wonder if I used Catholic as someone praying would I have got such a response, I would put money on it that I would not have, jesus freedom to express has even to be censored now.
Roots
Its not what you said its how you said it that brought the response on fatty :D
Roots
Its not what you said its how you said it that brought the response on fatty :D
Don't make come get ya you fecking Abbo!! :tongue:
Ok just to clarify, I did say "I think it was prayer", I never said that it was 100% prayer. I have probably done the same as you when you replied to this thread 2+2=5. Or is it that cause I am using an example of a particular religion that people do not like it.
Gee you think? Come on Maz thats a piss poor example.
Where the hell did that come from? Have you actually read my post, who brought up who is English or not cause I never.
Very childish comment, so it warrants a childish answer, so I will use your I am more English than you, You maybe are as you were born in ENGLAND! but go back to your roots and find who is actually more British!! See a nice stupid answer for you, just like your three examples. :d
Everyone has issues, I just speak my mind, no matter what.
On that, I wonder if I used Catholic as someone praying would I have got such a response, I would put money on it that I would not have, jesus freedom to express has even to be censored now.
nope - i looked at what you wrote, read it twice... and came up with 2+2=4 .... fact of the matter is, something is bothering you about these people yet you don't question them about it, you don't even try to initiate any kind of dialogue with said person- yet you said you "think" they are praying.... and then begin to rant - lack of critical thinking perhaps? ( note: that's not meant as an insult, just an observation from various other post's i've seen of yours)
mate - you really don't need to tar people with the same brush - by all means exercise your right of free speech but please try to understand what it is your trying to criticise thoroughly beforehand :)
chill out folks - it's christmas :D
Don't make come get ya you fecking Abbo!! :tongue:
How do you plan on doing that? I thought you can only roll downhill? :D
because hes a banchod
:rlol: - well said.....
JamesMark - trying to bait me by posting some useless drivel - :no:
btw: whats an ABBO?
They'll pay for it in their future by going deaf at 30... like I seem to be.
They'll pay for it in their future by going deaf at 30... like I seem to be.
I know what you mean. I kept waking Mike up last night saying I could hear a funny ringing/buzzing noise. But he couldn't hear it. :( I'm sure my ears are fooked.
Choodmarani....... my favourite ;)
Or is Choodimarani even better?
Choodmarani....... my favourite ;)
Or is Choodimarani even better?
Whats that meant to mean? lol
White man speak with forked tongue.
White man speak with forked tongue.
:rlol:
anyone for golfing, golfing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmbVyMsvwZs)
They'll pay for it in their future by going deaf at 30... like I seem to be.
eh?
(sorry, couldn't resist) :)
btw: whats an ABBO?
Abbo equals Maz or google it.
by posting some useless drivel
That's rich coming from the man that his posts are usually drivel :d
It will always fall down to freedom of speech in somethings! however when you come to a certain subject there will be those who cannot handle freedom of speech or even opinions and go defensive.
nope - i looked at what you wrote, read it twice... and came up with 2+2=4 .... fact of the matter is, something is bothering you about these people yet you don't question them about it, you don't even try to initiate any kind of dialogue with said person- yet you said you "think" they are praying.... and then begin to rant - lack of critical thinking perhaps? ( note: that's not meant as an insult, just an observation from various other post's i've seen of yours)
mate - you really don't need to tar people with the same brush - by all means exercise your right of free speech but please try to understand what it is your trying to criticise thoroughly beforehand :)
chill out folks - it's christmas :D
No offence taken, am not that easily wound up :thumbs: I just love a good banter.
I have told them to be quiet, I don't mind telling them to shut up. I do it in a way that I am not trying to disrespect them although I probably am but is not my intention and that goes for people with walkmans, kids with mobiles listening to every single ringtone.
I do not tarnish people with the same brush as not everyone does it so that would be very wrong for me to do that, everyone is entitled to do what they want at anytime but there has to be give and take on everything (and I mean everything before I get the stupid "shoot him down for labeling asian people praying cause am not) or they have to be prepared to be told to be quiet at some point.
That's rich coming from the man that his posts are usually drivel :d
Face it bro, mine are way too complex for simpletons like you ;)
mind you, using the excuse of freedom of speech to post such shyte as you just did is taking the biscuit....:)
Now kiss and make up. :eyebrows:
Now kiss and make up. :eyebrows:
now now - we don't wanna give ed stage fright :p
Now kiss and make up. :eyebrows:
fancy a threesome?
fancy a threesome?
i bet she's going to nominate mike :p
i bet she's going to nominate mike :p
Penguin, Mike doesn't have threesomes with any old 'bird'. ;)
fancy a threesome?
tut tut imi at it again :rolleyes:
flyin_scouseman
20-12-06, 18:30
Can't believe you have to get the damn bus... why not just use the Supe if the public transport p****s you off so much James? ;)
I was just saying guys,:innocent: no need for a slagging match! :)
Flyin-Scouseman - I get the bus mate because it's cheaper than driving to work everyday, it's easier and about the same length of time, plus I get to perv and speak to hotties on the train on the way to work. ;) Also, bollocks to parking my car in Birmingham!
flyin_scouseman
20-12-06, 18:41
:yeahthat: less of the slagging and more single-mindedness everyone(or is that open-mindedness) :d you dirrrrrteeee purveeee rascal. Must try the bus sometime :eyebrows: , but it's only a mile to work and not enough time to relieve my woody before i get off(the bus that is) :nana:
Kittyclaws
20-12-06, 19:00
Apple says " This is the season to be jolly and wish goodwill to all. So start being jolly or I will scratch your eyes out and shove them up your ar#e"
The Kitty has spoken
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m78/satnav72/Santa1.jpg
Apple says " This is the season to be jolly and wish goodwill to all. So start being jolly or I will scratch your eyes out and shove them up your ar#e"
The Kitty has spoken
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m78/satnav72/Santa1.jpg
class post! :D
flyin_scouseman
20-12-06, 19:49
Apple says " This is the season to be jolly and wish goodwill to all. So start being jolly or I will scratch your eyes out and shove them up your ar#e"
The Kitty has spoken
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m78/satnav72/Santa1.jpg
LOL nice pussy Satnav ;) i have one just like your tortoise-shell called Betty.... What a cutie :thumbs:
More animals, spot the holy person. :) (Stare at the last pic)
http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~shemesh/serious%20cat.jpg
http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~shemesh/Batdog.jpg
http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~shemesh/jesus%20hole.gif
Face it bro, mine are way too complex for simpletons like you ;)
imi you should not start rating yourself that high cause your not. Simpleton thats nice thank you very much it shows you have put a simpleton effort into your posts to insult me, although I do not think they are meant that way ;). If you are after simpleton just go to the nearest mirror in your house it will clearly reflect what I mean. :p
why not just use the Supe if the public transport p****s you off so much James? ;)
I drive a TT, I stay a 70 mile round trip to my work, which is in Leeds and that does not have many car parking spaces.
RobSheffield
20-12-06, 21:02
That's rich coming from the man that his posts are usually drivel :d
:rlol:
Before insulting, make sure ones own posts aint drivel ;)
:rlol:
Before insulting, make sure ones own posts aint drivel ;)
Getting a bit big for your boots Rob :tongue:
RobSheffield
20-12-06, 21:30
Getting a bit big for your boots Rob :tongue:
No not really
Just laughing at you trying to have a banter by posting badly spelled replies ;)
bravo lads best thread in ages made me smile anyway lol
Just laughing at you trying to have a banter by posting badly spelled replies ;)
Check your grammar before you contradict others. :p
RobSheffield
20-12-06, 21:42
Check your grammar before you contradict others. :p
I always do Mark ;)
I advise you to take your own advice ;)
RobSheffield
20-12-06, 23:37
Handbags at dawn.
lol, nah!
imi you should not start rating yourself that high cause your not. Simpleton thats nice thank you very much it shows you have put a simpleton effort into your posts to insult me, although I do not think they are meant that way ;). If you are after simpleton just go to the nearest mirror in your house it will clearly reflect what I mean. :p
Especially for Mr simpleton aka ignore-anus or was that ignoramus :D
you were called Banchod earlier on - FYI. Banchod - is pronounced BHAHEN-CHOAD - (give it some bass to get the intensity of the effect across).
Supra-Dupra
21-12-06, 02:10
http://www.crazyphotos.com/stfu.html
;)
you were called Banchod earlier on - FYI. Banchod - is pronounced BHAHEN-CHOAD - (give it some bass to get the intensity of the effect across).
Most people don't know what banchod means though, so it's a pretty laim insult (private joke and all that).
I don't have a sister by the way, only a brother (don't go there).
I love it when people start losing an argument, they always resort to picking on the grammar and pronunciation (or in the case of a forum; spelling and graphology) of their opponent.
Surely it's an immature reaction to attack the simplest of weaknesses, instead of conceiving a witty retort?
BTW, Imi, you missed a capital 'Y' at the start of your new paragraph. ;)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banchod&defid=232158
mikeyb10supra
21-12-06, 08:57
Ive told many people to turn it off being the stubborn git I am, last think I want to do when I get on the train on the way home from work is hear some rudeboy rap shite some little scamp is playing on his phone
Most people don't know what banchod means though, so it's a pretty laim insult (private joke and all that).
Exactly what I thought which is why I brought it back up from mk47's class reply that got ignored. I have been informed that JamesMark knows what it means, but I believe in sharing the wealth of knowledge :D
Feel free to have a read through my retort to Jamesmark....its in there, if you take your head out of your arse you should be able to read it. ;)
Ive told many people to turn it off being the stubborn git I am, last think I want to do when I get on the train on the way home from work is hear some rudeboy rap shite some little scamp is playing on his phone
Exactly - plain and simple yet effective.... ;)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banchod&defid=232158
2. banchod
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a burglar
a thieving uncle
Hmm - mk47 - is that the meaning you had in mind when you used it...? if so, then I didnt know that JamesMark and you are related :D
i drive a bus in east end of london and all i get allday is ghetto rappers,imagine what i have to put up with
Fatman Scoop crooklyn clan! Fatman scoop crooklyn clan!
...and anyway 2+2=6 (for suitably large values of 2)
Feel free to have a read through my retort to Jamesmark....its in there, if you take your head out of your arse you should be able to read it. ;)
Hey chill I was referring to the argument between James and Rob actually, I thought I left a suitable gap between the reply to your post and the rest of my post!
The bit on the end had your name in to bring you back 'into' my post, and was meant to be a joke, referring to my onslaught against the anti-grammar police.
...and anyway 2+2=6 (for suitably large values of 2)
Is that rounding up? Or using 2.9 recurring? Cos you know 2.9 recurring = 3 so you can't say it's part of the 2 + 2 (to 1 sig.fig.) equation.
:D
I can't believe that I missed out on the capital "Y".......I'm about to go on the bus and pray for forgiveness (muttering I might add, unless I burst into tears).
:)
RobSheffield
21-12-06, 11:23
Hey chill I was referring to the argument between James and Rob actually
O rly?
Fatman Scoop crooklyn clan! Fatman scoop crooklyn clan!
Isn't it Brooklyn Clan? :blink:
Isn't it Brooklyn Clan? :blink:
You'd think that wouldn't you. Well you'd be wrong.
You'd think that wouldn't you. Well you'd be wrong.
Wow I've been hollering the wrong lyrics all this time.
I did think the new Jamelia one said 'hair of the dog' but apparently it's 'beware of the dog'
My hearing is terrible.
Wow I've been hollering the wrong lyrics all this time.
I did think the new Jamelia one said 'hair of the dog' but apparently it's 'beware of the dog'
My hearing is terrible.
I thought it was lair of the frog.
I thought it was lair of the frog.
You're just being silly now.
Hey chill I was referring to the argument between James and Rob actually.
Me and Rob arguing? nah it's a bit like when me and RedM go at it, I have no wish to upset either but it's good fun sometimes. :d
Most people don't know what banchod means though, so it's a pretty laim insult (private joke and all that).
Agreed so it did not deserve a reply.
I love it when people start losing an argument, they always resort to picking on the grammar and pronunciation (or in the case of a forum; spelling and graphology) of their opponent.
Surely it's an immature reaction to attack the simplest of weaknesses, instead of conceiving a witty retort?
Losing an arguement? unfortunately there was no arguement to lose, just tit for tat and harmless.
RobSheffield
21-12-06, 13:11
Me and Rob arguing? nah it's a bit like when me and RedM go at it, I have no wish to upset either but it's good fun sometimes. :d
See thats the funny thing Mark, i know you so i take the mickey a bit (you are scottish, it feels natural!) Tbourner doesnt know either of us, so it amuses me that he feels the need to jump on my case ;)
It was a bit tongue in cheek TBH. When people argue and one gets their words mixed up or something you can guarantee the other person will laugh at them rather than excusing it and carrying on with the discussion - I like to make a point of telling them it's only people who are losing an argument that pick up on symantics and grammar! :D
It was a bit tongue in cheek TBH. When people argue and one gets their words mixed up or something you can guarantee the other person will laugh at them rather than excusing it and carrying on with the discussion - I like to make a point of telling them it's only people who are losing an argument that pick up on symantics and grammar! :D
It's all good mate lol :thumbs:
However.....
The thing with grammar and me is I do not give a toss if I spell things wrong or have bad grammar, I really am not that sad to be honest to worry that much about it, so my dig at rob is very very tongue and cheek as I have no room to talk on here. The thing is we have a very very large amount of narrow minded people that think that because individuals spell or type wrong on here that they are dumb in real life, it's snobery.
You get people that pick up on it all the time and it's pathetic, saying "I did not understand a word of that" when the person that posted may have used a wrong word but it is still very easy to understand. :rolleyes:
Eh?
;)
Smelly CNUT!!!!!!!
Ready for another day of Fatman Scoop and his regular possie of fat followers on the bus to work tomorrow then! Wank.
Ready for another day of Fatman Scoop and his regular possie of fat followers on the bus to work tomorrow then! Wank.
LOL you should give them a taste of their own medicine.. take along some pavarotti or whatever it is your into ;)
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