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KaoriFan
13-12-06, 10:40
The Sad Blonde

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well
being, asked sympathetically, "What's the
matter?"


The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone
call saying that my mother had passed away."


The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to
the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the
day, we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off
to relax and rest."


The blonde very calmly states, "No, I'd be better
off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance
of doing that here."


The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If
you need anything, just let me know."


Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the
blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde
hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, "What's
so bad now. Are you gonna be ok?"


"No!" exclaims the blonde. "I just got
a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!"

RobSheffield
13-12-06, 11:00
:rlol:

penguin
13-12-06, 11:05
The Sad Blonde

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well
being, asked sympathetically, "What's the
matter?"


The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone
call saying that my mother had passed away."


The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to
the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the
day, we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off
to relax and rest."


The blonde very calmly states, "No, I'd be better
off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance
of doing that here."


The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If
you need anything, just let me know."


Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the
blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde
hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, "What's
so bad now. Are you gonna be ok?"


"No!" exclaims the blonde. "I just got
a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!"

Could of had different mum's but the same dad :p

Bobbeh
13-12-06, 11:09
Would have been half-sister then :p

Funny :D

jim_supra
13-12-06, 11:22
Lol! I like that