jamesmark
12-12-06, 21:49
A midget putssprings on his hands & feet and f#cks a 6ft blonde women. He gives her the best shag she has ever had.
He calls it "Four sprung dwarf technique"
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Zookeeper says "Paddy, the gorillas on heat, I need someone to have sex with her, will you shag her for £500?"
Paddy replies "I will on 3 conditions! 1) I don't kiss her 2) My family don't ever find out! 3) Give me a couple of weeks to get the cash together.
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I for one is in favour of the full face veil!!!!!!!!!!
It solves the age old problem of where to wipe your cock after a blowjob.
He calls it "Four sprung dwarf technique"
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Zookeeper says "Paddy, the gorillas on heat, I need someone to have sex with her, will you shag her for £500?"
Paddy replies "I will on 3 conditions! 1) I don't kiss her 2) My family don't ever find out! 3) Give me a couple of weeks to get the cash together.
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I for one is in favour of the full face veil!!!!!!!!!!
It solves the age old problem of where to wipe your cock after a blowjob.