KaoriFan
24-11-06, 13:02
One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and
said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married
to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name
is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have
to talk with you." "Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married
30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never
offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around
with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid
you can't marryher." George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually
started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly
announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in
June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation
and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully
sorryabout this." George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother
with the news his father had shared.
"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to getmarried, " he
complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me thegirl is my halfsister."
"Heheh, " his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don'tpay any attention
to what he says. He's not really your father."
said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married
to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name
is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have
to talk with you." "Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married
30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never
offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around
with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid
you can't marryher." George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually
started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly
announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in
June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation
and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully
sorryabout this." George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother
with the news his father had shared.
"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to getmarried, " he
complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me thegirl is my halfsister."
"Heheh, " his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don'tpay any attention
to what he says. He's not really your father."