Friday joke - what goes on in the dark

[KaoriFan]

Jane was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence
that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his inhibitions,
during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp--only to discover
a cucumber in his hand.Is this what you've been using on me for the past
10 years?!" "Honey! Let me explain!"
"Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotentSOB!!"
"Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted. "Maybe you'd careto explain our 2kids!!!"

[edd_t]

haha brilliant

[markymark]

:d

[Pete]

Now who do we know with a wife called Jane? :innocent:

[Ewen]

Now who do we know with a wife called Jane? :innocent:

:blink: Nasty and innacurate.
Substitute cucumber with gherkin.