Daston Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I tend to take my car's to a tire place over the road from where I work as the chap who runs it is very much into cars (especialy jap cars) now I park my car opposite his place when I come into town to do shopping etc as I know they will keep an eye on it. However the other day I walked past to see a nice lime green TT having its tries done had a chat with the owner and passed on a club card as he wasnt a member. Then this little lanky chav assistant goes to me "oi this 'er is a real supra unlike your fake non turbo" now I was thinking 2 things. 1) hit him or 2) tell him straight, in the end I decided to ignor it. However every time I park there I get "haha non turbo" shouted at me by the little chav what makes me laugh is he has a really girly scooter lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 jealousy mate, get it all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nicholas Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 The guy works at a tire place.... enough said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4RK RZ Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 rise above it mate, or tell him u f*ck his mother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvershark44 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 yeah just shout back, haha tyre monkey!! end of!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjp Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 LIME GREEN:rlol: :rlol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain2010 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Slap him!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 just tell him he drives a hair dryer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I had a similar thing with a local chav, he used to say things like "not as fast as a scooby" and other equally gay comments. I pointed out that his chosen mode of transport was a pair of really shit trainers from the local pikey discount store, he stopped and his friends laughed at him. Just point out how pathetic his moped is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyknox Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Just say to him.... ".......and you drive?????" Yeh, I thought so you hair dryer riding, spotty, ugly, gormless, smelly arsed youth! comments regarding his mother may also be applied if required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hob Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 "Going to join the big boys with TT next month, Oh is there an official trial period or can I start slating NA's from day one?" Roll up when you get a TT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 "Going to join the big boys with TT next month, Oh is there an official trial period or can I start slating NA's from day one?" no trial period mate. however we do reserve the right to laugh our tits off at you when you can't afford new turbos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Roll up when you get a TT? Probably mate, you will have plenty of time to roll up, skin up or whatever, either while it's in the garage, or you are working to pay to keep it on the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 " Roll up when you get a TT? Then you will be wishing you had a single Then when you got a single you will want a bigger one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 It's just penis envy mate - he wishes he had one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I tend to take my car's to a tire place over the road from where I work as the chap who runs it is very much into cars (especialy jap cars) now I park my car opposite his place when I come into town to do shopping etc as I know they will keep an eye on it. However the other day I walked past to see a nice lime green TT having its tries done had a chat with the owner and passed on a club card as he wasnt a member. Then this little lanky chav assistant goes to me "oi this 'er is a real supra unlike your fake non turbo" now I was thinking 2 things. 1) hit him or 2) tell him straight, in the end I decided to ignor it. However every time I park there I get "haha non turbo" shouted at me by the little chav what makes me laugh is he has a really girly scooter lol. Just say "How does it feel to be a tyre fitter and to have reached the peak of your potential." "Save your breath for blowing up your girlfriend"!!! Now fuck off you lanky streak of piss!! H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyknox Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Just say "How does it feel to be a tyre fitter and to have reached the peak of your potential." "Save your breath for blowing up your girlfriend"!!! Now fuck off you lanky streak of piss!! H LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Just say "How does it feel to be a tyre fitter and to have reached the peak of your potential." Just out of interest what do you do for a living? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Just out of interest what do you do for a living? i knew we'd have a tyre-fitter in our ranks somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 i knew we'd have a tyre-fitter in our ranks somewhere Not me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Not me dammit, that would have been quite comical too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyknox Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I thought that everyone on here was a professional piss taker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Turborevs Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 open up the bonnet and show him whats under the hood then tell him to stick his finger up his backside and keep it shut, thats if he knows what a turbo looks like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I thought that everyone one on here were professional piss takers well you thought wrong then didn't you. jamesmark is only an amateur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyknox Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 well you thought wrong then didn't you. jamesmark is only an amateur lol, guess that makes you management? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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